Has the veggie recall cramped your style?
Literally? 🦠🌮
Whether you’ve been fighting for your life on the porcelain throne or just planning ahead because ‘Damn!’, we’re introducing the “Relax & Recovery Pack”.
This is the ultimate somatic (total body) care kit to help you survive the stomach bug while continuing our E-Stim July celebrations. ⚡️
These are our suggestions to help bring pleasure back into your backside:
🔋 VUSH Aura Wireless TENS Device:
Gently and deeply zap away those lower back aches caused from the constant cramping that can’t end too soon. (Keep it away from your lower abdominal area while you’re sick!) ⚠️
🌿 Wicked Lemongrass & Ginger Massage Oil:
Soothe muscle tension and naturally ease a rumbling, nauseous belly.
💜 Dr. Tush’s After Butt Play:
Use this premium peppermint hydrogel to coat and protect your skin BEFORE you go, and to instantly cool the burning AFTER.
Don’t suffer in discomfort.
🏥 Remember: This is not medical advice. This is pleasure advice.
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